Thursday, November 18, 2010

wow... this is deep stuff

i recently found myself laying in bed listening to music on pandora... then it hit me, someday im going to die just like everybody in the whole world. i began to worry... what if i havent lived the life god intended, what if im denied entrance into those pearly gates. so at that moment i made a promise to myself with god as my witness that i would make my life worth while. im not promising to save the world or free a country from poverty. (though that would be nice) but all im saying is that im going to make a in someones life every time i can. whether its putting a smile on your face when your down or just saying hi to the kid in the corner by themselves. im not going to waste my life hurting people who need my help

Monday, November 8, 2010

party?? doubt it

ive been wanting to have a party at my new house for soo long. its perfect, pool/pingpong table big tv, couches and lots of space. i asked my parents flat out if i could have a party and they were super hesitant... they probably imagine a buch of crazy kids drinking and making out. first im not cool enuf to have a party like that haha and second the kids i hang with arent like that..maybe.... so i told them i wanted to have a bunch of friends over for a ping pong tournement.... then i called it a ping pong party ... now i just refer to it as the party. now my parents are probably ask if im gonna invite...bum bum bum...... GIRLS!!!! ewwww grodie. haha why do parents let us have guys over but not girls... do they want us to be gay??? i hope not that would be.....ummm..... creepy like herbert the pervert giving kids popsicles in his basement.....wow im scared now... back to the party. its gonna be epic... maybe. who wants to hear a random joke???? i bet you do iiight here it goes...... Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

confused??? you should be

aiiight this whole blog is gonna be me. not you so if you dont like that do something cool with ME to get in a story. ok...good. OMYGOD WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU!?!?  hehehe got you..maybe. so me and my bros went golfing last week and everythings chill.... i cant let that happen! Doms about to hit his second shot.... i tell him "just remember two words.......anal.....seepage..." he looks up and laughs so a split second before he hits i whisper "butthole" you can imagine what his reaction was haha. then 3 holes later karma catches up with me. i hit my tee-shot under a tree. u walk under it and i bring the club up on the backswing and when i hit the ball... i dont have the club, i look up and find it wedge between two branches. great. my other friend mac-attack is just waiting for us to mess him up now. the suspence is killing him. its soooo funny, the second to last hole is a par three over water. he hits a awsome tee-shot by the hole and he hits his putt dead on.........closer.....closer..... BAM i run up and kick his ball into the water. he just looks up and walks towards his bag.... he spartan kicks my golf bag over then we all fall to the ground laughing. haha i love golf